Ladies and Gentlemen…I present to you my 2009 Hatelist!
***Disclaimer: These are just my opinions, agreeable or not. :)
Let me begin with my Hatelist. Who or what pissed me off this year?
1. And the Oscar winner for Best Picture goes to….Careless Whisper “directed” by Dr. Hayden Kho! - Who wouldn’t forget the sizzling videotapes that rocked YouTube in late May and June? Wham! definitely wouldn’t be pleased when they found out their hit has gained national notoriety, thanks to Dr. Hayden’s scandalous “rehearsal” and many others. Even Ms. G made a joke about it during the first days of junior year: “Naku, baka mamaya ma-Careless Whisper kayo diyan!” Now whenever I think of that song, I think of Dr. Vicki’s former flame. He deserves to win an Oscar for his superior “acting”.
2. I want nobody, nobody but YOU! Kill the music! - When it first hit the airwaves, Wonder Girls’ Nobody was a pleasant sound to the ears. But now it’s played everywhere, this song makes me sick. What’s worse is that K-Pop has gone mainstream. I wanted to laugh out and scream “Epic Fail” when I watched an episode of Starstruck and saw the boys singing Super Junior’s “Sorry Sorry” along with their hammy dancing. I can’t blame Boys Over Flowers anyway for putting Nobody into the shores. Next year, what would be the next hit? I want everybody but you? Let’s find out!
3. “Kris doesn’t deserve to be American Idol! Adam should’ve won!” - Oh please. Stop the whining! Kris and Adam are both American Idol winners in my book. With Lambert’s oozing charisma and Allen’s incomparable musical skills, they make a new definition of American Idol. It just pisses me off that Glamberts can’t accept the fact Allenation won the competition. It will be great to see them both prospering in their solo careers.
4. The never-ending cheesy telenovelas….wait a minute, did you say remakes? - I don’t enjoy local TV anymore since it’s just the lame old storylines copied and pasted into one TV show. Then they’ll claim that they have the highest ratings even if their story sucks bigtime. The TV award-giving bodies yet have to give recognition to the TV shows yet one of them claims to be “award-winning”. And those TV remakes? Get a life! You’re just ruining the original show! I just have to say we’re lucky to know that the Pinoy remake of Gossip Girl has been scrapped and flushed down the toilet.
5. Multiply to Divide? - Created my site on January 17 this year. Officially abandoned it 11 months later. Multiply has transformed from the talk of the town to the back of every person’s minds. Back in January, my classmates are addicted to it and I would get 100+ posts on my inbox. Now I’ll check on it and get less than 10 posts with messages containing “Moved to Facebook!”. I never liked Multiply anyway because it was overrated and it tried to replace Friendster (which was unsuccessful). I just hate it when it gets paired off with Facebook and leaves FS in the dust. Why I dislike Multiply? It’s overhyped, overrated, and over-advertised. No wonder ABS-CBN owns 5% of the website and tried to make it as the #1 social networking website in the country., thanks to its continuous advertising through its shows. Sorry, Facebook and Twitter owned you this year.
6. My BOYISH haircut.
I had this very awful haircut last summer, April 1 to be exact. My mom insisted me on having this hair. I looked like a guy with that haircut. Everybody was telling me it looks good on me but whenever I take pictures of myself, I look terrible. I promise to myself never to cut my hair that short ever again.
7. The Retreat Made In Hell - See my post One Less Lonely Girl for the whole story why I didn’t enjoy our class retreat.
8. Buy me on Friends for Sale! I cost a million $$$! - Friends for Sale is the most annoying Facebook application ever. I hate it whenever I see comments urging friends to buy them on FFS. What is the point of selling your friends anyway? You can never give away your pals for a million dollars in real life anyway. Friends are NOT made of money. If you ask me what is my favorite FB application, I’ll answer you this: Sorority Life!
I have a lot more but I can’t say why they make up my hatelist. I guess I have to reveal my hitlist tomorrow. Here’s a treat from the late 90’s pop - the Golden Age of Music. I just miss this.
