001. What’s with your shirt?!
A: Are you jealous?
002. Your boyfriend is in love with me.
A: Yeah right. I’m not taken anyway.
003. You’re so feeling close!
A: Ba’t ikaw?
004. OMG, your grades are so low!
A: Valedictorian ka ba ng batch natin?
005. I’m prettier than you.
A: Kapal mo naman. :)
006. I’m in love with your brother.
A: Sorry, only child lang ako.
007. Aren’t you that janitor I saw in my school?
A: Oh talaga? No.
008. The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
A: Bakit iyan naman ang naging word of the day?
009. I know how to please a girl, babe.
A: Show it.
010. Ew, you like that gay guy?!
A: Bakit? Selos ka?
011. You’re so poor.
A: At least not as poor as mice, noh.
012. You’re too ugly to be alive!
A: Ugly? Hello, baka ikaw masyado kang panget para mabuhay sa mundo.
013. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
A: WTF?
014. Pretend your my girlfriend, I’m making my crush jealous.
A: Ah ganun. Eh ba’t paselosin pa crush mo kung type mo naman siya?
015. Stop running from the truth!
A: Oh yes I am. :)
016. Put the chocolate in the bag!
A: No thanks. Kainin na lang natin.
017. Your best friend died yesterday.
A: *sad face*
018. When you see my face, hope it gives you hell!
A: Are you from the All-American Rejects? I’d rather die than see your face.
019. I’m trying to erase you from my mind.
A:Why?
020. I love you and that’s all I really know.
A: Who are you?
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