If the Stars, Hawks, Capitals, Blue Jackets and Flyers don’t win the Cup this season I’m throwing a party. 

All jokes aside, all I ask of the Penguins right now is to keep their crap together, start playing well enough for a hot streak and make a deep Cup run this summer. It will hurt to see them miss the playoffs which would be the last thing I’d want to happen on the face of this Earth.